I like a good joke as much as the next person. I especially like humorous jokes tied to technology and the Information Age.  It is hard to find good IT jokes, but I try.  Saturdays, I try very hard to honor the weekend by making my posts have a humorous bent. 

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This week’s joke is a gift from www.digitalconsciousness.net.  I hope that you both enjoy it and go to their site to see all the other funny IT jokes that they have.

I am sure that every Information Technology Professional has funny stories from working with coders and software developers.  They can be a very gifted and creative bunch!

Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs don’t work:

# 20. "That’s weird…"
# 19. "It’s never done that before."
# 18. "It worked yesterday."
# 17. "How is that possible?"
# 16. "It must be a hardware problem."
# 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
# 14. "There is something funky in your data."
# 13. "I haven’t touched that module in weeks!"
# 12. "You must have the wrong version."
# 11. "It’s just some unlucky coincidence."
# 10. "I can’t test everything!"
# 9. "THIS can’t be the source of THAT."
# 8. "It works, but it hasn’t been tested."
# 7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
# 6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
# 5. "Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?
# 4. "You can’t use that version on your system."
# 3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
# 2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
# 1. And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don’t work: "I thought I fixed that."

What do you think?  Do you know of any other good IT joke sites or artists?  Do you have any IT humor to share?  Have a great weekend.

That is my Information Technology Thought of the Day (ITTOD) for March 6, 2010.  ©Scott Coughlin.

 

Joke Credit: www.digitalconsciousness.net

Image Credit: mccarthy glass

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