IT Joke of the Week: Programming Errors

I like a good joke as much as the next person. I especially like humorous jokes tied to technology and the Information Age. It is hard to find good IT jokes, but I try. Saturdays, I try very hard to honor the weekend by making my posts have a humorous bent.

This week’s joke is a gift from Kiss My Floppy. You have to love that name! They have some jokes, photos, and funny stories. I hope that you both enjoy it and go to their site to see all the other funny IT jokes that they have.

I am sure that every Information Technology Professional has funny stories from working with coders and software developers. They can be a very gifted and creative bunch!

Comments made by Programmers when their programs don’t work:

Strange…

I’ve never heard about that.

It did work yesterday.

How is this possible?

The machine seems to be broken.

Has the operating system been updated?

The user has made an error again.

There is something wrong in your test data.

I have not touched that module!

Yes yes, it will be ready in time.

You must have the wrong executable.

Oh, it’s just a feature.

I’m almost ready.

Of course, I just have to do these small fixes.

It will be done in no time at all.

It’s just some unlucky coincidence.

I can’t test everything!

THIS can’t do THAT.

Didn’t I fix it already?

It’s already there, but it has not been tested.

It works, but it’s not been tested.

Somebody must have changed my code.

There must be a virus in the application software.

Even though it does not work, how does it feel?

How come you didn’t find it during the system testing?

It’s a setup problem.