Posts tagged Operating Systems
The Odds of Getting a Computer Virus are Insane
11It is high time that we, as Information Technology Professionals, did something permanently to stop the incredible problem of malicious computer infection. Computer viruses, malware, trojan horses, and spyware are simply symptoms of an immature technology that must be innovated out. I find it simply unacceptable that even though home PC processors operate in the gigaflops now, we cannot come up with a scheme to allow them to know self from “other” and thus self protect.
How bad is it? What are the odds and cost of this horrendous problem? Take a read here:
In Consumer Reports’ 2008 State of the Net summary, the odds of contracting a serious computer virus problems are given to be 1 in 7, the yearly costs $2.9 billion. The odds of a serious spyware problem are 1 in 14, with a yearly cost of $3.6 billion. (Note that these figures are for both businesses and consumers.) (source link from DefendingTheKingdom.com)
Stop for a second to put that in perspective… the odds of your property (your computer) doing something that you did not know about is 1 in 7! Compare that to the below odds…
- Odds of drowning in a bathtub: 685,000 to 1
- Odds of being killed sometime in the next year in any sort of transportation accident: 77 to 1
- Odds of being struck by lightning: 576,000 to 1
- Odds of winning a straight up on a single number in roulette: 37 to 1
- Odds of being audited by the IRS: 175 to 1
- Odds of dating a supermodel: 88,000 to 1
- Odds of winning an Academy Award: 11,500 to 1
Doesn’t it seem reasonable that it should be more likely to get audited by the IRS than have your computer become a functioning part of an overseas crimebot? Don’t you think that it would be nice if your chance of winning in roulette was better than the chance that your computer is recording your passwords via a key logger?
I don’t know about you, but I am simply embarrassed for our profession that we have gone this long, knowing of the problem, and not taking anything more than band-aide steps to mitigate the threat. This week, I will focus on some of the more promising paths ahead for this as well as some of the key people fighting the good fight!
What do you think about this topic? Do you agree or disagree with me? Do you have a recommended news story for next week? Please share your ideas below.
That is my Information Technology Thought of the Day (ITTOD) for January 18, 2010 by Scott Coughlin.
Image Credit: GovGab
Odds Sources: Funny2.com, defendingthekingdom.com
IT Vocabulary Builder: Microsoft Certified Professional
2The Information Technology (IT) Vocabulary Builder series aims to deliver a very concise summary of a currently relevant topic to Information Professionals. It is done mostly by collecting a small number of highly relevant web links to save you the time of combing through search results yourself. It differs from sites such as Wikipedia because it includes opinions, forecasts, and detractions in addition to just facts.
Depending on what part of the Information Technology Professional field you are in and what you customer base looks like (federal, public, private, or small company) you either have tons of Microsoft Certified Professionals running all around you or you may have never met one. What exactly does this term mean and is it a standard, a term or art, or one of science?
This is how Wikipedia defines it:
Microsoft Certified Professional (MCP) broadly refers to all Microsoft certifications. But it can also refer to an individual who completes any exam within the program (subject to some exclusions).
The MCP program offers multiple certifications, based on different areas of technical expertise. To attain these certifications, a candidate must pass a series of exams within the program. The current generation of certifications are Microsoft Certified Technology Specialist (MCTS), Microsoft Certified Professional Developer (MCPD), Microsoft Certified IT Professional (MCITP), the Microsoft Certified Architect (MCA), Microsoft Certified Systems Administrator (MCSA) and Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer (MCSE).
Basically, if you have ever earned a single Microsoft certificate for any product or service, then you are permitted to call yourself a Microsoft Certified Professional. The Term itself does not tell you what the person is certified for or what their expertise is. It also does not convey a level of expertise – journeyman or master.
Most of the entry level Microsoft Certifications are earned by successfully passing an examination. Most people need to complete an associated training course in order to get enough level of knowledge to successfully pass the exam, though some can do it just by purchasing written or audio study manuals and using them. In some cases, the higher level certs also have experience requirements and prerequisite certs.
New Horizons is one of the premier education centers providing full service training and examination for this program. Here is how they define it:
Microsoft Certified Professional Description
Individuals with expertise in a particular Microsoft® product can pursue the Microsoft Certified Professional (MCP) credential. MCPs have demonstrated in-depth knowledge of at least one Microsoft product. The MCP credential provides a helpful first step on the way to other Microsoft technical certifications.
Microsoft itself has a wonderful site dedicated to the program.
Certifications are available for most Microsoft technologies and skill levels from business workers to IT professionals, developers, technology trainers, and system architects. Pursuing a certification, provides you with up-to-date, relevant skills that can not only lead to a more fulfilling career, but offer valuable Microsoft Certified Professional (MCP) benefits, including access to the MCP member site and a vast, global network of other certified professionals.
There is also a magazine dedicated to this group, The Microsoft Certified Professional Magazine. They highlight the top reason to obtain the title: salary, in a recent article.
A looming recession should affect salaries. So should reports of IT budgets being slashed for the rest of 2008. And so should global economies going crazy with every dollar fluctuation, mortgage crisis or the closing down of another subprime-laden bank or brokerage.
But get this: Those events haven’t made any such visible impact on IT compensation — at least, so far — as this year’s joint Redmond/MCPmag.com 2008 Salary Survey indicates. For a fourth year in a row salaries have risen, as have raises, bonuses and job stability, sidestepping any rising recessionary tide.
There are many many more IT certifications than just Microsoft’s, but there are no more widely accepted or understood ones. If you were not familiar with this program, hopefully I gave you enough to get started. If you are one of the many IT Pros who have them swarming around you…. you already know all that you will ever need about their value.
That is my Information Technology Thought of the Day (ITTOD) for December 14, 2009 ©Scott Coughlin.
Image Credit: Microsoft
Mac vs. PC vs. Linux South Park Style (VIDEO)
0I usually feature comedy on only Saturdays. In the past, I have featured jokes, comics, cartoons, and news on the weekends. Sometimes I include comics, stories, games, and photos. This past Saturday’s feature – Mac vs. PC South Park Style – garnered so much commentary and feedback that I had to follow it up. Today, on a Monday, we are back experimenting with humor on a weekday.
I have picked this video to share with you as follow-up. It is called “Mac vs. PC vs. Linux”… It is again by huber7 and it just plain funny and scarily true by my own notice. It is basically a spoof on all of those genuinely funny Mac vs. PC commercials that Apple has been running for years. I hope that you like it, but BE WARNED – IT CONTAINS ONE BAD WORD AND ONE FOUL REFERENCE. I would consider it work passable, though due to their beepings.
The most humorous part of all of this is that it is all so true. Some of the jokes hit a bit close to home! If you really like it, huber7 has a bunch more and you can follow his link and subscribe to his video site.
I hope that I gave you a chuckle to make your weekend a little brighter. I will be back tomorrow with more serious topics!
What did you think of the video? Does it apply to your organization? Do you know of any other similar movies or clips? Please share.
That is my Information Technology Thought of the Day (ITTOD) for November 23, 2009.
media credits: huber7